Another Not Me Monday

It's not really Monday already, is it?

• Last week I did not decide I would spend one week in each room, totally gutting, decorating and cleaning my house.
• I did not decide to start with my master bathroom.
• I did not ignore it until yesterday.
• I did not read a book Saturday with the front door open all day listening to the rain and pretending I was in New Mexico.
• Last night I did not take Ciara to play at the park until the fireworks started. I did not sit in the back of the van enjoying them. I did not at any time during that hour fantasize that my favorite movie star was with me!!! Still dreaming:)
• I did not get money today and go eat out at the kettle and totally enjoy it.
• I did not take a nap today after waking up in the late morning- ok it was afternoon.
• I did not listen to Ciara rant and rave again about Lorena's grandmother thinking the old roller coaster was the Texas tornado and not let her ride it on her school trip to wonderland.
• I did not get tomorrow's Technique Tuesday project ready. I do not think they are so cute. I do not hope someone comes!!
• I did not rent Mall Cop this week even though it was a limited recording. I did not love it again.
• I did not love looking at my cheap, cheap, cheap AT and T bill since I dropped down my dish to the lowest level. It was not worth all of Ciara's griping at me. I am not still laughing over the ketchup episode!
• I did not finalize Ciara's church camp plans.
• I did not trust Ciara to load the dishwasher and start it. There is not bubbles all over my kitchen floor. I guess I better go....