Not Me Monday

• I did not drop our dish network down to the very cheapest package available and my daughter did not spend lots of moments screaming at me that I took away everything that she loved.
• During her mad tirade I did not accidentally step on a ketchup package she threw at me that fell under my chair and I did not squirt ketchup all over her face and hair.
• Of course, I did not laugh hysterically when that happened.
• In fact, I am not laughing even now.
• I did not lay on the love seat watching tv all day.
• I did not fix a huge pot of stew to eat during this rainy, humid weather we are having.
• I did not tell Ciara if she cleaned her room by 7 and vacuumed the floor she could have a friend spend the night.
• I did not trust her to do the job without even checking.
• I did not go pick her friend up and make them sugar cookies.
• I did not pay $4.99 to rent New In Town and record it on my dvr. I do not even remotely love that movie.
• I did not shed one tear over Billy Mays death or spend even one moment in grief.
• I did not order my daughter the Instyler for her wild hair. I do not love As Seen on TV Products.
• I did not watch my Vicar of Dibley DVD that my cousin made for my birthday. I do not think Dawn French is hilarious. I did not laugh out loud while watching it. (Thanks Jules: I did not have to finalize it!)
• I did not blow off today and decided to not work on finishing my card swaps which are due in two days.
  
• I did not lay in bed this morning and try to finish my dream from the other night where a certain gorgeous movie star and I tied the knot in Vegas......gotta go dream some more.