Not Me Monday

I did not stay awake with my eyes wide open way after midnight last night wishing I could get some sleep. No, I was asleep way before then.
I did not waste a whole day that I could have been doing laundry, dishes, cooking, cleaning out the fridge just because we had no water pressure. I think it is better today, so I wonder what today's excuse will be...maybe cause I am not so tired from going to bed so early....
I did not choose to eat a lunch in the school cafeteria today because I had nothing at home to eat and was in a hurry.
I did not blog-stalk during my lunch.
I did not hug my daughter while she was in the lunch line and embarrass her to death!!!
I did not start to write a blog titled 5 things you don't know about me and decide my life is an open book and there is nothing you don't already know.
I did not let the Church of Christ guys come and mow my yard last night and I did not let them haul off the Perlichek's mattress that they left when they moved last year. Praise God!!
I did not find mice poop in my sizzix drawer out in the shop and I did not wipe them all down with a clorox wipee. Gross!!!
I did not drink strawberry milk for lunch!!! Yummy!!!
I do not have the sweetest students ever and I do not love them even one little bit. Nope, not at all. This is not going to be a wonderful year. Well ok, one of my students did want to call me the b word, but I forgive him.
I did not forget for the last two, three, well, uh maybe four weeks to turn in my library books.
I did not tell my friend that she could use a little excuse like her son was coming to visit to get us out of our workout tonight.
I did not get jealous of fun times my friends had this weekend and wish they would have invited me to go with them. Nope, not the jealous type at all.