Not Me Monday

I did not see one of these running across my craft room, which is my favorite place to be.

I did not immediately go and buy these to catch those!

I did not freak out while baiting and setting them either. Nope, I was cool as a cucumber!

I am not scared or freaked out by these!

I did not go pick up my daughter thirty minutes early from gymnastics cause I didn't want to be in a house alone with one of these, either.

I did not go out to eat cause I don't want to cook in a house with one of those.

I did not purposely order more so I would have enough leftovers for my lunch tomorrow so I wouldn't have to come home to eat lunch with one of these.

I did not make my daughter walk with me into the bathroom so I could take a shower because I was afraid to go across the mouse path by myself.

I do not think she is my hero cause she is so brave.

I am not seriously considering bringing my dog to bed with me tonight to protect me!

Nope, not me, I am tough, brave, and all Erin Brochovich about stuff. Not me!!!