Not Me Monday

Yesterday was Monday, so I am a little late. I just wanted to tell you a few things I didn't do.

• I did not avoid my craft room like the plague because we found some baby mice in there this past weekend. No, not me, I just walked right in and moved around all the stuff and sat my big bottom down and let them crawl all over me. I did not run through as fast as I could, take the fastest shower in the world, and run back through and get in my bedroom. AND, I do not want to hear your theories about mice being able to go into another room.... Just don't want to hear it!!
• I did not just start working on my card swaps that were due November 1st. Nope, finished mine long ago. I will probably not try to finish them up tonight.
• I did not make creamed spinach and listen to my daughter beg for more!
  
• I did not get itchy scratch and claw marks on my leg, arm and back because Buttercups and Smokey come run and jump in the car with me when I am going to school. I did not throw them out the window and leave it rolled down while waiting for Ciara to come out to the car only for Smokey to jump up through the van window and get back in the car with me. (If you have seen Little Miss Sunshine, that is kind of what we look like when leaving in the morning. Me driving the car off, Ciara running after it saying, "Go Momma, Go" with the kittens following trying to catch her. She jumps in the car somewhere around the mailbox and the kittens finally turn around. Although last week I did go home at lunch, just pull up at the mailbox to check the mail and Buttercups climbed up the mailbox and jumped through the car window to get in.) Where do they want me to take them??? Just wait til they have their first vet visit. Ha ha, then they won't want to ride with us anymore!!!
• I did not google what happened after the flood to read about how the earth got populated again and how we all ended up different races and in different places. I found out some good information. But since I don't know the difference between hundreds and thousands, well, it seems hard for me to imagine all that happening in such a short time!!!
  
• I was not challenged at Sunday School this week to think about whether I was perfecting or pretending my Christian life. Well, I haven't thought on that at all. I absolutely have not been pretending...oh wait, this is a not me Monday, so that means that everything I write did really happen.... so I have been pretending....well...uh...hmmm....maybe I should think about this some more....

Well, you guys have a great week while I don't stress over my current mousey house situation, don't turn in things on time, and don't think about my Christian life.

Stephanie